Random thought: Why’s my DNA always asking, “Do these genes make me look fat?” As I sweat out trying to make my March deadline, I realize I made at least one …

Random thought: How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno–who’s asking? Welcome back to Thursdays with Scotty. It’s just like Tuesdays With Morrie except it’s not Tuesday …

Random thought: As my loving wife often reminds me, marriage isn’t a word—it’s a sentence. Two quick callbacks to last week. First, I warned you that my prompt would probably …

Random thought: I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around. Happy Thursday. It also happens to be NBA trade deadline day, so by the time you …

Random thought: I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off. The 101-word tale I’m sharing today was inspired by the fun prompt, “I’m allergic …

Random thought: This morning I burped and said “Pardon me.” Trump said “Granted!” Inspired by my recent adventures in toe surgery (as the patient, not the surgeon this time), Pete L …

This week’s random thought is a crime tip: If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler. First, here’s a brief update on something from last week’s post …

Random thought: I’m seeking change this year, so I’m going to a 50 Cent concert featuring Nickelback. This week marks a bit of a milestone in my writing journey, as …

Random thought: I got a new universal remote control. Wow! This changes everything! Before I get to the Story of the Week, here’s a quick update on the writing contest …

Random thought (and I know he’s gonna hate me for sharing): My dad has schizophrenia, but he’s good people! Congratulations (or perhaps condolences) on making it through another year of hanging …