March 22, 2025 Post
Random thought: After having grandkids, we had to child-proof the house again—but they still got in. Due to a jam-packed week prepping for a big bash in Arizona, this week’s post …
March 13, 2025
Random thought: When I interrogated, the mime always had the right to remain silent. Sometimes, my little stories start out silly and then, somewhere in the brainstorming process, they take another …
March 6, 2025
Random thought: It’s true: I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one. Welcome back, and since you were brave enough to return, I’ll reward you with …
February 27, 2025
Random thought: Why’s my DNA always asking, “Do these genes make me look fat?” As I sweat out trying to make my March deadline, I realize I made at least one …
February 20, 2025
Random thought: How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno–who’s asking? Welcome back to Thursdays with Scotty. It’s just like Tuesdays With Morrie except it’s not Tuesday …
February 13, 2025 Post
Random thought: As my loving wife often reminds me, marriage isn’t a word—it’s a sentence. Two quick callbacks to last week. First, I warned you that my prompt would probably …
February 6, 2025
Random thought: I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around. Happy Thursday. It also happens to be NBA trade deadline day, so by the time you …
January 30, 2025
Random thought: I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off. The 101-word tale I’m sharing today was inspired by the fun prompt, “I’m allergic …
January 2, 2025
Random thought: This morning I burped and said “Pardon me.” Trump said “Granted!” Inspired by my recent adventures in toe surgery (as the patient, not the surgeon this time), Pete L …
January 16, 2024 Post
This week’s random thought is a crime tip: If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler. First, here’s a brief update on something from last week’s post …